I hate how Ashton looks good with both long and short and straight and wavy and curly hair like what the fuck that’s not even legal
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
Calum: We want this for you guys to kinda be like… an escape from reality.
*Michael and Luke start messing around*
Calum: I try to say something meaningful.. This is what happens.
Luke’s face lol